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hey guys, I'm Masha, I'm 24 and I live in Russia. huge fucking tv show fan (don't really watch movies a lot), read books and in love with good fanfiction.



Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 




8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."



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I now consider The Mindy Project to be a Guardians of the Galaxy prequel. 


Trying to follow Ikea furniture directions


Trying to follow Ikea furniture directions

Because to me, a dog actually is the heart of a family in many ways, in life. A dog is important because its unconditional love is there, and it’s the hearth of the home. If a dog is there, and a dog is happy, and it’s safe, and it’s lying on the floor, then you know it’s a happy home. Do you know what I mean? And a dog doesn’t ask for anything but food and love, and it’ll do anything for you.

—Tom Hardy (summing up my feelings about dogs and exploding my ovaries in the process)

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